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We Finally Know When The End Of The World May Happen

Do you ever contemplate the end? You know what I mean, either your last breath or the final day of the world.

Super Bowl and Super Tuesday

Super Bowl and Super Tuesday

Wouldn’t it be cool if you could just sit in your living room watching John Madden give a breakdown on each candidate while you sipped your favorite beverage and snacked on popcorn?

A Surveyor Married to a Writer

About seven years ago my wife took up a new hobby. I figured she’d grown tired of her previous hobby—picking up after me and our three boys. Anyway, she began working on her hobby while I did mine—watching television. 

You Might Be In A Drought

What can I say, other than it’s dry. I can’t recall a dryer time in my life.

Where’s John Wayne When You Need Him?

My cousin from Massachusetts called me the other day because she had heard Lake Lanier was dry, and we didn’t have enough water to brush our teeth.

It’s a No Win Situation When You Fight a One Arm Man

I did a double take when I read the headlines last week. The headline in the Gwinnett section of the AJC read: Snellville man dies after butting heads with armless man.

Popcorn and Raw Oysters, a Deadly Combination

Two foods that I enjoy are in the news this week and they are considered by some to be lethal.

Katrina, Two Years And Counting

We are observing the two-year anniversary of Hurricane Katrina this week. Pomp and circumstance will surely play a part in all the news-media-driven disaster reports.

It’s Way Too Hot

Enough is enough; it’s too dang hot. I have lived through several record-breaking temperature cycles. This one compares to the one I remember the most.

Imagine Michael in Milk Bone Underwear

I’m a dog-person. For the most part, I have had a dog ever since I was 5 years old.